It's been an interesting week.

Ah, those Fall blues are upon me. Therefore, I'm writing to my aquarium rather than deliniating the fission transmorgifier. Who gives a flying rat eyeball? Also, though some say that Taco Bell (tm) uses soy, I'm pretty sure they don't.

My Library is beginning to sound a lot like a video game. Beep beep dingle squerch...sigh.

Today I received a message from a good friend. What follows is his suggestion:
"d00d b3tt4r m4k3 m0r3 k0m1k 5+r1p5 H4W H4W H4W!!!111"--what do you suppose he means by that?

Driving across country this week. Should be interesting. Taking plenty of whisky...hey, what can I say?

I wanted to go for drinks tonight after work. My wife said I had to come home and make dinner for her. I am so whipped. sigh.

Thank you blogger. You've changed my life. I just met a wonderful e-force named RoboNimrod. He's so groovy. AND funny.
Here he is holding up a convenience store. My hero.

YeeeHaw! My first blog.

"and i think to myself, what a wonderful blog..."